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News, Sports October 28, 2021

Ghost Of Famed FAU Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger Spotted Shitting On Howard Schnellenberger Field

A spooky sighting has occurred on FAU’s campus ahead of Halloween–– no, it’s not a disgraced Owlsley snorting 30 lines of coke, a blood sacrifice,…

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Sports, Uncategorized

Breaking: FAU To Begin Holding Tailgates After Football Games To Encourage Game Attendance


Campus Life

Victorian Literature Professor Wishes It Was Like The Good Ol’ Days


Animals, Campus Life

Peeping Tom Disguised As Iguana Caught In IVA Student’s Bathroom


Campus Life

Forensics Student A Little Too Into Coursework



Listicles

Top 7 Ways To Avoid That Tinder Match You Accidentally Ghosted


Campus Life

New Mask Mandate: Everyone Required To Wear Face Coverings Except Your Hot TA


News, Politics

Pres. Kelly Promoted To The Board Of Trustees’ Best Owl Boi


Campus Life, News

FAU Wimberly Library Set To Renovate 5th Floor Into An Indoor Trampoline Park



News April 30, 2021

Student Unsure How To Cite Ouija Board In MLA

As students prepare for final exams, English majors across all of FAU’s campuses are compiling journal articles and other research and building works cited pages…


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