Foreign Exchange Student Knows He’s More Stylish Than You

Hans Medici, campus hottie and foreign exchange student from Milan, knows he is not only hotter than you but also has the freshest fit on campus. When asked about the ice on his wrist and the fire in his shoe game, Medici responded, “What do people usually wear to class here?” Completely owning the dankness of his wardrobe game, Medici continued down the Breezeway, averting his eyes whenever he witnessed a student wearing sweatpants. “This is how we dressed in my hometown in the historical urban centers of Italy. I know no other way.” Medici was last seen in a velvet Gucci suit and matching slides, fanning off a girl who fainted at the sight of his bare pecs bursting through his barely buttoned button down shirt.