Senior Can’t Believe There Are Still Two Weeks Left Of This Shit

With graduation approaching, senior Craig Shaw can’t believe there are still two weeks left of this school shit. “Four fucking years. Four whole years and it’s these last two weeks that are making me want to jump off the Breezeway,” the accounting major angrily stated, adding that he has literally been counting down the minutes until he gets to leave the university. Shaw reportedly has no plans for after graduation other than going back to his parents’ house and crashing on their couch until a job offer rolls in. “I don’t really know what I’m going to do after these couple of weeks. It’s not like I had any time to figure it out.”