Grandmother of Four Upset Everyone’s Wearing Her Favorite Sweater
Edna Rubowitz, grandmother of four, mother of two, and widow of one, is absolutely sick of seeing everyone wear her favorite sweater. After the 1992…
Christmas
Local Red-Nosed Reindeer Dresses as Honda Odyssey
With the Holiday season in full swing, festivities and traditions have commenced across communities all over the world. One local reindeer is making headlines after…
Students Take Christmas Break Too Far, Break Christmas
Witness testimonies around FAU report that a pack of stocking-stuffing students took Christmas Break 2k16 too far and have irreversibly broken Christmas. Christmas is currently…
FAU Spends Ten Thousand Dollars on Christmas Tree for Hillel Jewish Center
The FAU administration has spent ten thousand dollars on an ornately decorated, “exquisite” douglas fir Christmas tree to accompany the Hillel Jewish Center at the…