President-Elect Trump Denies Ever Running for President
Early Wednesday morning, President-Elect Donald Trump arrived at his campaign headquarters in New York to speak about his stunning win in the general election over…
Elections
Liberal Voter Surprised to Still Be Alive After Trump Wins Election
On Wednesday morning, liberal voter Samantha Jones woke up in her Ft. Lauderdale house, shocked to find herself still alive with the rest of the…
Facebook Friend ‘Normally Doesn’t Get Political’ but Really Has Something to Say
At precisely 10:03 A.M. on Tuesday morning, sophomore Ana Evans, a student who normally tries not to speak about politics, decided that she could not…
Absentee Voter Gives Up on Democracy Due to Lack of Sticker
Tuesday afternoon, FAU sophomore Stefanie Heagen decided to all-out give up on the democratic process due to the fact that she did not receive the…