Frat Boys Waterboard New Pledges, For the Kids
“Everything we do, we do it for the kids,” said fraternity Omega Sigma Alpha President Falcon Hawkmoon as he placed a wet cloth over a…
Falcon Hawkmoon
New ‘Douche Bucks’ Program Rewards Campus Douches with Protein Powder
Beginning this past Monday, FAU instituted its new currency program “Douche Bucks,” a spin on the popular “Owl Bucks” program, on the Boca, Jupiter, and…
Drunk Philosopher at Party Reminds Guests That ‘Everything is Subjective’
At a party hosted by the FAU Wine Club on Monday night, drunk guest and self-proclaimed philosopher Falcon Hawkmoon reminded all attending that everything in…
New Dating App ‘No Homo’ Allows Bros to Experiment Sexually
Three months ago, FAU-based startup ForBros released “No Homo,” a dating app that, according to the app’s website, “allows bros to experiment sexually.” A recent…