Five Signs You Are A Depressed Freshman
Do you ever find yourself staring out of your window into the dark nothingness? Just me? Well, if you do, you might be suffering from…
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An Open Letter From A Fifth Year Freshman
We are almost two months into the Fall semester, and all I can think about is how stupid and big headed these freshmen are this…
Mustang Owning Freshman Promises He Has An Average Sized Penis
We’ve all heard them. The freshmen that rev their sports car’s engine to quickly make the jump from zero to the speed limit of 25mph…
Freshman’s Mom Audits Classes To Keep An Eye On Her Son
The second week of classes have begun, and while the new freshmen are enjoying newfound freedom from their parents, local mom Heather Thomas is missing…
Rebellious Freshman Skips Class, Immediately Calls Mother Sobbing
Summoning all the courage she could muster, sources confirm rebellious freshman Elizabeth Williams skipped her Music Appreciation class Friday only to immediately call her mother…
Freshman Brings Blue Loose-Leaf Notebook To History Exam
Sources confirmed Monday that freshman Rachel Adams brought in a blue loose-leaf notebook to her history final. “I don’t see why it’s such a big deal…
Excited Freshman Joins PEN15 Club
On Wednesday morning, excitable freshman Connor Andrews signed up for a mysterious allegiance entitled PEN15 Club. Andrews was reportedly lured into joining by a PEN15…
Edgy Freshman Wears FSU Hoodie
On Monday morning, daring FAU Freshman Eddie Huntington was spotted wearing a Florida State University hoodie while walking down the Breezeway. According to witnesses at…
Eager FAU Freshman Ready for a Spanking
FAU freshman Landon Murphy, extremely eager to begin his Freshman year at Florida Atlantic University, has reportedly been preparing his supple butt cheeks for the…
FAU Freshman Gets Totally Laid
On Monday morning, FAU freshman pre-med major Hugh Johnson revealed through a group text to his study group that he absolutely, without a single doubt,…