Five Signs You Are A Depressed Freshman
Do you ever find yourself staring out of your window into the dark nothingness? Just me? Well, if you do, you might be suffering from…
Do you ever find yourself staring out of your window into the dark nothingness? Just me? Well, if you do, you might be suffering from…
We are almost two months into the Fall semester, and all I can think about is how stupid and big headed these freshmen are this…
We’ve all heard them. The freshmen that rev their sports car’s engine to quickly make the jump from zero to the speed limit of 25mph…
The second week of classes have begun, and while the new freshmen are enjoying newfound freedom from their parents, local mom Heather Thomas is missing…
Summoning all the courage she could muster, sources confirm rebellious freshman Elizabeth Williams skipped her Music Appreciation class Friday only to immediately call her mother…
Sources confirmed Monday that freshman Rachel Adams brought in a blue loose-leaf notebook to her history final. “I don’t see why it’s such a big deal…
On Wednesday morning, excitable freshman Connor Andrews signed up for a mysterious allegiance entitled PEN15 Club. Andrews was reportedly lured into joining by a PEN15…
On Monday morning, daring FAU Freshman Eddie Huntington was spotted wearing a Florida State University hoodie while walking down the Breezeway. According to witnesses at…
FAU freshman Landon Murphy, extremely eager to begin his Freshman year at Florida Atlantic University, has reportedly been preparing his supple butt cheeks for the…
On Monday morning, FAU freshman pre-med major Hugh Johnson revealed through a group text to his study group that he absolutely, without a single doubt,…