Dumb Stupid Idiot Throws Halloween Party In Dorm
It was recently revealed that this Saturday evening a local dumb stupid idiot from FAU had planned to throw a Halloween party inside their dorm…
Halloween
FAU Converts Parking Garage I Elevators Into Tower Of Terror Ride For Halloween
Earlier this week, student sources reported that the Parking Garage I elevators had been transformed into a Tower of Terror-themed ride in the spirit of…
Freddy Krueger Retires After Student Dreams Of FAU
On Wednesday, local dream-demon and Florida man Freddy Krueger announced that he would be retiring from his annual fall serial killings. According to the renounced…
7 Ways To Get A Boo This Halloween
Terrified of being alone this Halloween? Halloween is quickly approaching and everyone is looking for a boo to face late night paper frights and haunting…
Unattended Candy Bowl Has No Idea What’s Coming to It
According to reports, a local Halloween-themed candy bowl remains absolutely oblivious to the cruel fate awaiting it Halloween evening when it will be filled with…
Top 8 SEXIEST Halloween Costumes of 2017
This year’s eight BEST and SEXIEST Halloween costumes push way past the allure of cats, lumberjacks, and Italian plumbers. Shield your eyes, parents: We’re getting…
Couple Dressed as Joker and Harley Quinn Wins “Most Original Costume” Award For 2016
With people all over the world participating in Halloween costume contests, eighteen-year-old couple Brad Ligen and Kim Sheer figured out how to seal the victory…
Confused Student Unsure Whether to Enjoy Halloween or Study for Tuesday Quiz
FAU Student Jenna Le found herself in a pickle on Monday, Halloween morning, when her Chemistry professor, who was suitably dressed as a reptile, reminded…