Hurricane Dorian Changes Trajectory After Learning About Florida Man
The National Weather Service confirmed Monday that Hurricane Dorian, once projected to make landfall in Florida, has abruptly decided to alter its trajectory after learning…
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Hurricane Irma Slightly Self Conscious About Size
On Saturday morning, Hurricane Irma began to show signs of embarrassment and self-consciousness over her large size. According to expert meteorologists, these signs include frequent…
Disappointed South Floridians Not Sure What to Do with All These Extra Flashlights
In the wake of Hurricane Matthew’s trajectory sliding much further North than initially expected, millions of South Floridians have been left with an abundance of…
Creepy Clowns Accidentally Lure Helpless Hurricane
In a recent epidemic some are calling “CLOWNICANE 2016,” it has been confirmed that the Local Clown Society of Boca Raton has attracted the helpless…
Millennial Hurricane Unsure of Trajectory in Life
The United States National Weather Service has confirmed that the thirteenth hurricane of this season, Hurricane Matt, is unsure of its trajectory in life. Matt’s…