Senior Decides It’s Finally Time To Stop Messing Around
The time has finally come for FAU senior Reiley Clemson to buckle down and stop messing around. Clemson decided that it was time to quit…
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Desperate Senior Can’t Find Anyone To Sell iClicker To
With his final semester coming to a close, desperate senior Michael West reported Monday that he cannot find anyone to sell his used iClicker to….
Senior Swears His Beer Tastes Great
Sources are now confirming that 21-year-old Rodney Lapinski, a Florida Atlantic University senior, made claims at the party he was attending Thursday night that his…
Senior Communication Students Still Don’t Know What The Fuck Rhetoric Is
Despite being nearly four years into their degree, a confused group of senior communication majors realized Friday that they still don’t know what the fuck…
Senior Has Wet Dream About Graduation
On Monday morning, senior Biology major Aaron Castellano awoke to a large, white surprise from his wet dream about his upcoming graduation. Castellano discovered the…