Freddy Krueger Retires After Student Dreams Of FAU
On Wednesday, local dream-demon and Florida man Freddy Krueger announced that he would be retiring from his annual fall serial killings. According to the renounced…
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Spooky Halloween Prank: FAU Closes All Parking Except Lot 5
Inspired by their failed attempts to advertise the capacity and reliable shuttle service of Lot 5 due to its considerable distance from most buildings generally relevant…
Wendy’s Closed Due To Ghost Sighting, Covered Up As Failed Health Inspection
Last week, the Wendy’s on the FAU Boca Raton campus was closed due to a reported failed health inspection. Further investigation has shown that the…