Owlsley Forced To Step Down After Old Problematic Tweets Surface
Multiple screenshots of tweets made by FAU’s beloved mascot, Owlsley, have recently come to light after a student shared screenshots of them on Twitter. Mere…
Abandoned Twitter Account Doomed To Tweet Daily Automated Horoscopes Forever
“He used to be one of those guys that retweeted porn and made all of his followers feel uncomfortable. Nowadays, he might as well be a bot, just a sad husk of his former horny self.”
7 President Kelly Tweets That Reveal He’s A Shapeshifting Reptilian Humanoid
1. Most would assume he was just enjoying his summer, but don’t scaley monsters also like to rest in the sun? 2. Hiding something, Kelly?…