FAU Wimberly Library Set To Renovate 5th Floor Into An Indoor Trampoline Park
The crown jewel of FAU’s Boca Raton campus is set to undergo massive renovations. It’s not Howard Schnellenberger Field (the football stadium’s actual name), or…
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Wimberly Library To Install Face Scanners In Orwellian Near Future
After weeks of speculation, Hoot reporters have received exciting news from the College of Engineering! In addition to the new ‘AI Sandbox’ currently under construction…
‘Whoa, Whoa, Who Do You Know Here?’ Asks Wimberly Library Bouncer To Line Of Waiting Students
Positioning himself imposingly at the front door, Wimberly Library bouncer Rich Dourdan reportedly appeared confused Monday as he asked, “Whoa, whoa, who do you know…
Prison Bars Installed in Library Study Rooms to Help Students Feel Even More at Home
In order for students to feel more at home for finals week, the FAU Wimberly Library will be refurbishing all study rooms to include prison…
First Florida Snow Since 1977 Found in Wimberly Library
On Friday morning, the beautiful and awe inspiring miracle of snowfall occurred for the first time in South Florida since 1977 right in Florida Atlantic…
Astonishingly Considerate Guy Decides to Have Full-On Phone Conversation in Library
Monday morning, considerate sophomore student Brian Slater was heard picking up his cell phone and having a full on recreational phone conversation in the middle…
Wimberly Library to be Transformed into Chick-fil-A ‘West’
In a bizarre turn of events, FAU’s President Kelly announced Friday morning that the Wimberly Library will finally be getting the renovation they’ve been asking…
Ancient Drawings Found on FAU Library Cubbies
Archaeologists have been hired to excavate the Wimberly Library after the amazing discovery of ancient drawings on cubbies located throughout the building. Student Marcus Goode…
FAU Library Staff Plans to be Even More Unapproachable in 2016
The staff of the Wimberly Library released a statement today detailing their New Year’s Resolution for 2016: to be even more unapproachable. “2015 was a…