Positioning himself imposingly at the front door, Wimberly Library bouncer Rich Dourdan reportedly appeared confused Monday as he asked, “Whoa, whoa, who do you know here?” to a group of students waiting in line to enter. “Step aside over here, please,” said Dourdan, folding two massive arms across his burly chest and peering suspiciously over a pair of black sunglasses. “Yeah, I’m gonna need to see some ID. Did you hear what I said, you punks? Either show me some ID or get the fuck out of my line. You think this is a joke, huh? What if I let you in, and you were secretly some non-FAU student with a gun? Sorry, but the only way you’re getting in here with a gun is if you have an OWL Card along with it.” At press time, the Dunkin’ Donuts inside Wimberly Library announced that girls drink free on Thursdays.